“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we’re apart.. I’ll always be with you”
funniest stories ive heard/ told
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”




